local suspect arrested on drugs and weapons charges.

Late Thursday night local 22yo Rocky Wade Jr. was arrested after failing to stop for a routine traffic stop and leading the police on a high speed chase through residential neighborhoods before losing control and crashing into a drainage ditch in national city. Authorities said upon inspecting the vehicle they found large amounts of cocain under the seat and 2 loaded fire arms next to the drivers seat and a note from the suspect saying don’t believe everything you read because this is just a joke and he is currently at home relaxing with no convictions because this is all just a prank.