Local podcast personality Joe McNeely, was recently arrested in his Surrey condo this evening. It was quoted by local law enforcement that he was luring homeless men into his home, and forcing plastic funnels into their rectums, demanding them to “but chug” coolers while he masturbated.
When McNeely was apprehended, he appeared to be covered in Maple syrup, naked, with diamond anal beads protruding from his anus. McNeely seemed to be excited to go to jail and cooperated with law enforcement chanting “I’m a fuck all y’all inmates!!” As he happily entered the squad car.
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