John Barber, was arrested early Wednesday morning after police were called to his residence in west Arlington of Jacksonville, FL.
Barber, 33, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘yelling’ coming from within the home.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Barber asleep in his bathtub.
Authorities were surprised to find two ounces of marijuana and a loaded .45 caliber hand gun.
The the weapon was recovered from a bedroom located within the residence. The schedule 1 narcotics were found inside his rectum conveniently shaped like a penis.