Local Wichita man goes ballistic with cheese grater

Local Wichita man, Sloan Olmsted, 28 was arrested Thursday evening at a local maize fireworks stand. Police department received a call of a deranged man wielding a four sided cheese grater yelling obscenities and chasing other customers. Olmsted, stated that he just wanted to see people’s reaction to the unusual choice of weapon (cheese grater)….

Just kidding dumbass this is just a joke