Local woman discovers ancient artifacts valued at nearly $75 million

Jacksonville, Florida:

Late Thursday night, Amy Simpson a local native of Jacksonville discovered something strange while walking outside to her vehicle at her place of business in the Arlington area. As she came upon the strange pieces, two clients of hers walking out noticed them as well. What appeared to look like trash actually resembled coin type pieces with alien markings and an unknown Braille-style language. Authorities were contacted immediately and the pieces have been determined as precious stone embedded coins dating back to pre-Egyptian days. Gemologists and numismatists alike are valuing these coins at $75 million. Both Amy and the clients have decided to sell to the highest bidder. Several offers have come in from overseas already at $61.7 million.