Longtime Time Lansdale Kingpin coming home

Longtime Lansdale kingpin Dougie “Fresh” Sheaff has come back out of the shadows to claim his turf one last time. For most of the 90’s an early 2000’s this street legond escaped capture by local, state, and federal authorities. Now seemingly beyond the statute of limitations he has come back to his throne. Rumors say he ruled the streets with an iron fist and loved by the ladies more than a fat kid loves cake. Now with 15 years more knowledge he should have no issue ruling the town koogle ball, and other local venues. At one time he held every fat kid eating record from Ralph’s Corner to the Montgomery Mall. He was so round when the cops came running he would roll like sonic right out of town. This go round he looks to eat his way into the history books while you locals smell his farts.