Male found pooping on residents vehicles of Port Colborne

It has been a mystery for the last week as many residents have found their cars being β€œpooped” on. We finally have witness evidence and law enforcement will be contacting the accused to find out why they are doing such a horrendous act. The accused name is Michael Adair of Port Colborne, ON
Neighbors have informed us that he has been going through a lot of stress and when he drinks a lot of coffee he sometimes does random things like this. We will update once we speak to Michael and find out why he has been pooping on residents windows.