It has been a mystery for the last week as many residents have found their cars being βpoopedβ on. We finally have witness evidence and law enforcement will be contacting the accused to find out why they are doing such a horrendous act. The accused name is Michael Adair of Port Colborne, ON
Neighbors have informed us that he has been going through a lot of stress and when he drinks a lot of coffee he sometimes does random things like this. We will update once we speak to Michael and find out why he has been pooping on residents windows.