Earlier today, Jason Rector, a chicago resident, widely known as big papi or Baja panties, was arrested for slapping a cook for not getting his order correct. “Dip my mother fucking beef, hoe”! were the last words big papi yelled out before mollywopping the cook into the next century.
The cook is in good health now and promised to never fuck shit up again..
We have spoken to the infamous Baja panties before he was taken into the police station regarding to the incident. “Homie needed to check himself the second a real one walked through the door”, big papi stated. “I ain’t one for ppl playing with my emotions, nor my food. He’s lucky I ddn’t pull out the powder on his bitch ass”, Jason added as we found a handful of silverware in his pocket…
Although he is a great looking cat and all the bitches be sweating him, we need to either A, make sure we get shit done correctly, or B, remove these sexy thugs from off these streets.