In Prince George County, Virginia, a male suspect was caught at the Circle D gas station fucking a piggy bank.
Witness Hannah Seymour (16) saw the entire act.
“He was butt ass naked all his clothes were gone. Then he was yelling very violently, saying ‘make your coin slot wider bitch’, and also yelled ‘I’m the reason why we made the three little pigs’. But once I had enough of it, I yelled towards him to put some clothes on. He refused to do so, and ran in the middle of the street, holding his piggy bank” and stood there. Then, he got hit by a car and died. That’s when I called the cops.”
The male suspect, who we chose to keep unidentified, was pronounced dead afterwards.
This is all the information we have for now.