Man Injured by Pole

An Invercargill man. Wallace Mclean, received moderate head injuries today, when he inadvertently walked into a pole. The incident occurred on Tay Street. Mr Mclean had been visiting friends, and was walking back to his car, parked about 100m away on Tay Street, when he happened to notice a beautiful young woman walking on the other side of the road. Momentarily distracted, he walked into the pole and was knocked unconscious.
Mr Mclean received treatment at the local hospital.
“I still have a massive headache,” he said, three days later, “However, the biggest pain is that I had to explain how I got the injury to my wife. I’m currently pleading accident related amnesia.”