Man loses hairline in a new haven street race

Yesterday evening at approximately 8:30 PM on the 24th birthday of Nate Silva he lost his hairline after engaging in a highway roll race. Reports say Silva lost by 6 car lengths. Where shortly after at a car meet at the local CVS in East Haven on route 80 Silva was forced to remove said hairline and give it to his opponent R.I.P The hairline that never was.