Man On The Run After Giving Obama An Atomic Wedgie

A midwestern man who delivered an “atomic wedgie” to former President Obama is on the run from the law.

Jason Waters, a former Marine told authorities that he was defending himself in a fight against a man unknown at the time.

Authorities have stated that Waters is hiding in plain sight and has left bread crumb trails purposely relative to his whereabouts.

During the incident Waters yelled, hope you have Obamacare.” While performing the flawless atomic wedgie.

Obama only stated that he’s lucky he didn’t have to sign up for the non affordable care act and that the tax payers will flip the bill for the incident.