About 5 p.m. today a jogger observed a man masturbating in some Speedos underwear a wife beater and some Skechers sneakers. She quickly dialed on her cell phone 9-1-1 and reported the incident. While the police apprehended the suspect he was screaming profanities saying that they do not handle African Americans like this in the winter wonderland. He also said in his rant his wife is a douchebag and she sodomize him. Because he gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Man seen masturbating in the state of Maine in public
