Man who inspired HBO’s ‘Dexter’ has been caught

A former rogue coroner from Chicago who has been linked one of the biggest body counts in the history of the city has been captured. Alphonso “Nightshift” Harris has been found in living in Lakeland FL , working for an insurance company . He is now being linked to several missing people who by coincidence carry the same insurance carrier. When questioned about the missing people he has quoted as saying. ” I think it’s just turrible what may have happened to those people, but Karma can come back bite you in the ass You know.” He was also later quoted as saying ” I have bad days, We all have bad days, but just because I have a full tank of gas, a shovel in the trunk and willingness to drive doesn’t make me a killer, I could be a big fan of gardening and stuff.” Harris is currently being held in the Polk County lock up with no bail.