Manchester police department looking for crazy clown

Local police looking for a crazy clown who has been satisfying creepy fantasies of local women. Police have no clue other than DNA covered confetti in the bedrooms,motel rooms,tanning booths,hot tubs. The clown uses water proof makeup and hides in closet spaces. Police urge all the dissatisfied married women and single ladies please to go to local pubs drunk gentlemen need booty too. Don’t clown around. News story at 11pm on tv 63 wmanrudumbtv