Mary Beale mother of 2 escaped house arrest

Mary Beale mother of 2 sons, while her husband was sleeping snuck out of her home today failing to report where she was going or when she would return. She neglected to make dinner and prepare a lunch for her husband before she left the house knowing he would be awake soon to get ready to go to work. She did however buy her 18 year old son a shit load of candy, cookies and gave him $100 bill and said, “See ya, now get out!”
Her oldest son needs a hair cut and a shower but coffee breaks take up all her time. Mary hasn’t been known for violent outbursts in many years but if you piss her off she will cunt kick you or permanently send your testicles back into your groin. If you see her, DO NOT attempt to ask why she wasn’t at home playing wife, mom, maid or housekeeper or you may go missing. This is uncharacteristic behavior for Mary but when the 4 walls start closing in, she’s got to run.
Do not attempt to apprehend, do not say “go home” do not ask “what’s for dinner”