Today a very twisted individual was arrested at a farm in Jones County, Iowa. Matthew Jordan of Martelle, Iowa was caught committing a lewd and lacivius act with the exhaust pipe of a pick-up truck. Deputies arrived on scene early this morning at 6:25 AM and caught Mr. Jordan quite literally with his pants down. In his possession was a copy of Auto Trader, red lipstick, and a half empty jar of vaseline when he was apprehended by county law enforcement.
Matthew so far hasn’t been reached for comment, but we caught up with the farmer that caught him in the act and he simply stated that he was disgusted. So far no further details of this incident have been released pending an official investigation by county law enforcement.