Milledgeville man wanted for laying good pipe.

A Milledgeville man is wanted this evening for putting the pipe down on a woman (with a rubber on) and leaving her plastered to her bed. 33-year-old Charvis Johnson is being charged with laying good pipe down w/o a permit, 2 counts of leaving her leaking uncontrollably, and 2 kounts of fucking with no feeling like a dildo. If you know Mr. Johnson’s whereabouts please be a snitch immediately.