Minnesota Cop arrested for producing snake pornography.

He claimed he was terrified of snakes, but it was all an elaborate lie. In reality, he was the world’s largest producer of high end snake pornography. He had an entire movie studio in his basement, set up to film snake sex acts. His specialty was a snake sex move called the “drunken green trombone”, which entailed fitting a large green snake with lingerie, lipstick, and a buttplug, then filming the snake mating.

AJ Anderson was arrested in his home, while filming his newest series “Slithering Buttplugs Gone Wild”. During his arrest, it was discovered that he was wearing a snakeskin thing, with a brown stain in the back.