Thursday June 19th is a big day for Mormon families in Mormon Fork. Families gather together to spend their evenings watching everyone’s favorite sport, the Hot Dog Eating Contest.
This week held a very perverse and unusual spectacle that isn’t normally on the agenda for the annual contest goers. Susann Burt (19) of Mormon Fork reportedly ran nude through the crowds of men offering oral sex. She was apprehended by police rather quickly and is quoted as saying “this is all a big misunderstanding. Don’t advertise a hot dog eating contest if I’m not going to be allowed to swallow some weiner”
Initial reports suggested that Mrs Burt was intoxicated, but blood alcohol tests proved that she had not been drinking. Toxicology reports however confirmed the presence of a popular sleep aid called Ambien in her system.
Eyewitnesses report that Mrs Burt also offered to “tongue punch that fart box” and “nibble that leather donut” in exchange for permission to perform oral sex on defenseless visitors to the event.
When asked by Magistrate Court Judge Judith Little, what she was thinking when she made such a public display of nudity and vulgarity she replied only with “my husband was asleep and I’m a needy woman”
Bail is set at $20,000 pending a court hearing on the 5th of July.
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