Mother of Four Commented to Insane Asylum

Heathers Lytle, mother of four, has finally been found after her children drove her crazy. She was seen at 8:53pm running down the street in the Edgewater neighborhood of Poulsbo, wearing nothing but a garbage bags and carrying a toilet plunger.

Authorities were concerned for her well being and share was apprehended after a short chase.

She will be held at the State Insane Asylum for an undetermined about of time. When asked how she felt by reporters, she yelled, “Finally, I’ll get some peace and quiet!”