Mountainair man arrested for indecent exposure.

Andrew Lopez of Mountainair, New Mexico, was first arrested in 2002 for having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

In 2008, he was again convicted of public indecency for an unknown crime and received five years of community control, also known as house arrest. However, things only got worse from there. In August 2016, he stole an inflatable pink pool raft from one of his neighbors, went to an alley and then proceeded to have relations with it. The neighbor called the police, and they arrested Andrew. The neighbor took the pool raft back and for some unknown reason kept it.

On June 15, 2017, the temptation became too much for Andrew, and he again stole the exact same pink raft. And again, he tried to make sweet, sweet love to it. This time, he did it in the middle of the day while children were in the area. He was arrested, pleaded guilty, and received 11 months in prison. He apologized in court and said he was ready to turn his life around.

It is not known if the neighbor threw out the raft this time, but let’s hope so.