Mystery Illness Strikes

A new flu virus has been detected in Illinois. Influenza D. Symptoms include fever, aches and voting for the same people over and over, but expecting a different outcome. Attempts to irradicate the virus have been inconclusive. The population is dropping as potential hosts depart the geographical area. Law makers seem to be completely oblivious to fiscal responsibility. They are contemplating raising taxes as a possible cure. Historically, this tactic has always failed as the resulting parasites weaken the host.