In a crazy turn of events, local genius Brett Milligan actually proved we are not monkey decendents living on a spinning pear where people live upside down and Water curves.
Oddly enough the proof was settled by the last putt he sank to win the captains choice golf match against his preacher, calling the putt to go in if the earth is indeed flat before hitting it.
This news is turning people’s whole world upside down, similar to how they use to think people in Australia lived. The preacher provided no comment, but kept reciting a verse in Isaiah where it refers to a sphere. Experts now say that verse was actually shown to be referring to a flat circle.
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