Oakley resident and all-around good guy, Gary Hill, was arrested early Wednesday morning after police were called to downtown San Francisco office.
Hill, 53, refused to open the door for local officials, who were responding to a report of ‘loud music’ and ‘yelling’ coming from within the office.
Police breeched the door less than an hour later, only to find Mr. Hill talking gibberish to himself in the mirror.
Authorities were surprised to find over 72 grams of purple shard, methamphetamine and a loaded semi automatic grenade launcher.
The grenade-gun was recovered from another room located within the office. The shards, a schedule 1 narcotic, were found inside Hill’s rectum, conveniently shaped like a gerbil.