Disgusted with the do-nothing antics of Congress, Thomas L. DeLay was assigned as official Congtessiinal butt-kicker. Pay will be based upon the number of partisan Congressional do-nothing butts kicked.
DeLay was quoted, “I am going to need steel-toe work boots and a large shovel to deal with these self-important toads.”
Disgusted with the web of lies on the matter, once this butt kicking mess is cleaned up, the next focus will be trying to direct some intelligence into Republican and Democrat members regarding the healthcare mess. Congress needs to either give Americans the Congressional Rolls Royce healthcare plan or use the crap thrust on the American people sometimes known as Obama care, Ryan care, McConnell care or which suit is pushing the version of the day to screw as many people as possible. DeLay was quoted as saying, “There might be a potential conflict of interest since I am a major stock-holder in French guillotine company, but in Washington, conflicts of interests only boost a person’s standing.”