Paulding rocker goes Country

Local legend is dropping spandex and leather for chewing tobacco and twang. Paulding rocker Yankee Rhoad is hitting the dirt roads searching for that back woods sound.
Local 71 went out seeking the truth. We hit the community of Paulding looking for answers. We interviewed Jason Pratt long time metal head. When asked about Yankee’s transformation,Jason went on to say and I quote.”Country are you Fucking kidding me”! He then began to vomit . This small town is in shock!!!
We aren’t sure the reason for the transformation here at Local 71. All we can say is in the end we hope rock and roll prevails!!!!