Local Legend Yankee Road is dropping Spandex and leather for chewing tobacco and twang. The rock god is hitting the back roads in search of that country sound. News channel 23 at the community to investigate this transformation.
We went to the small town of Paulding Ohio and interviewed long-time Metalhead Jason Pratt. We asked about the transformation of Yankee. Jason went on to say and I quote”Country are you Fucking kidding me”! He then began to vomit profusely. This community is in complete and utter shock.
We here at Local 23 News are not sure the reason for this transformation. In the end all we can pray for is that Rock n’ Roll prevails!