Paulding rocker goes Country

Long time Paulding rocker goes Country. Yankee Rhoad is dropping spandex and leather for chewing tobacco and twang. The community is shocked with the transformation.
Local 71 interviewed Jason Pratt long time metal head. When Jason was asked how he felt about it. He went on to say and I quote “Country, are you Fucking kidding me”! He then begin to vomit!
We aren’t sure the reason for the transformation. We only hope metal prevails!