Permanent Pink Eye Has Emerged From The Depths Of The Earths Crust

Society has always been feared by airborne illnesses. Some have even created movies about it. But let it be no joke that permenant pink eye has taken its course to the air.

“We don’t have enough bars of soap to wash hands” says Yokona Yakdoodoo, CFO of Sescrust. Recent studies state: That if your still reading this article, you may already be infected.