Folk Rock musician David James Kastner, 27, of Pierre, South Dakota was arrested Wednesday night following an altercation outside of KFC restaurant.
The incident still under investigation took place near the intersections of Ree Street and Sioux Avenue around 8:45 PM CST according to Pierre Police Captain Jeff Schofield.
One witness account describing the scene mentioned David walking along Sioux Avenue with his girlfriend when the couple was suddenly approached by the man dressed as Colonel Sanders whom was holding a bucket of chicken and offering it to the couple. David then proceeded to tell the KFC I that he much rather preferred Popeye’s because it’s “Leezee-Anna Fast”. The Colonel then proceeded to reach into the bucket and hurl a piece of chicken at David, stiking him in the face. A fistfight ensued shortly after leaving the Colonel in need of medical attention. Officers arrived on the scene moments after the altercation to find the Owl Chaser frontman crossing the street outside the confines of a crosswalk, a misdemeanor offense.
David was charged with Jaywalking and Disorderly Conduct and released this morning. He believes the charges against him will be dropped as he was only defending his girlfriend’s honor.
After receiving medical treatment, the Colonel Sanders impersonator was jailed and charged with Felony Assualt with a piece of chicken and Obstruction following his refusal to reveal his extra crispy recipe.
“I just don’t want to anyone to have to go through what I did. KFC in this town blows so hard dude – I’d rather eat a fucking box of raisins. Also, Dumbledore dies. Later nerds”, were David’s final comments on the matter.
We will update this story as it develops.
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