Police called for Maintenance worker by apartment resident for “stealing”.

A local resident called police, because he claimed that a maintenance worker, there to clear his clogged toilet, was stealing his excrement that was stuck to the toilet auger he (maintenance) was using to clear clog from the toilet. The resident claimed the maintenance worker was going to put the excrement in the property pool to set him up, so he would lose his pool pass. When police asked the maintenance worker about it, he simply replied, “That guy is a fat fuckin’ idiot!”
The police agreed with the maintenance worker and then beat the shit outta the resident with their batons, maced him, then tasted him til he pissed and shit himself, then left.