Police searching for plumber for possession of covfefe

The Loudoun County Sherrif’s Office is seeking information on the whereabouts of a plumber, who allegedly called a local resident a “worthless weak liberal snowflake” apparently when the resident did not understand why he was being charged money to fix a self inflicted plumbing issue.

The plumber was said to wave a glass of covfefe menacingly as he spouted invectives like “spineless weakling” and “worthless office monkey”

Citizens are advised to study this security camera image carefully and report sightings immediately.

Do not attempt to engage this individual, as he is considered armed with a sharp wit.