President Donald Trump will not seek second term

The White House released a statement Friday morning saying the President will not seek a second term. The president said, ” 8 years is way too long,I would get everything done and the next guy would just lay around like a loser,not fair just not fair,not going to happen.” He also added, ” took me many sleepless nights with Melania in bed to come to this very hard decision but I finally came to this decision and I’m very happy,it’s like a load as been lifted, I want to thank Melania for her support,she’s awesome, almost as awesome as me,if she was a guy she would be but she has a vagina.”