Pretoria Pastor in Zuma’s cabinet

In yet another midnight cabinet reshuffle, President Zuma appointed renowned Pretoria Pastor to the portfolio of spiritual adviser and miracle worker. Senior Pastor, Wouter Coetzee, of New Life Tabernacle accepted the appointment last night at the Union Building in Pretoria. The president was reading “In Search of a Miracle” by Pastor Coetzee when he decided to appoint him to the Cabinet. Speaking to reports after the ceremony the president said, and we quote: “I need a miracle!” Pastor Wouter announced that he would gladly help the President search for that miracle.