researchers find worlds biggest dumbass

St Joseph, MO. In a 5 year study, researchers narrowed it to the top 100 dumbasses in the US. Local man, Brad Wingo won the top honor of being the worlds biggest dumbass. Researchers couldn’t believe how badly Mr Wingo scored in all aspects of the test.
When tried to be contacted for comments, his wife explained that he’s in the yard, trying to hump a ficus. Friends of Mr Wingo had this to say-
“he’s an asshole” -Phillip Prims
“I’m not sure what’s wrong with him” – Darren Dayton
Dr Leeann Rhodes PhD narrows the field based on iq, bad decisions, and general dumbassery to find the single largest dumbass on the planet. She was quoted as saying- “I’m not sure how he’s even able to function in day to day life.”