A man identified as Washington resident, John Rosenberg, jumped through a window during a round table meeting with a group of leaders of “Black Lives Matter”.
John Rosenberg who has no criminal record summer saluted through the window wearing only pants resembling the American Flag, as well as a loud 80’s style boom box. The song blasting from the boom box was “Proud to be an American.”
Witnesses say the man jumped up. Dusted the glass off of him. Then brushed a speck of blood from his lip, using just his thumb. Just then, two armed security guards rushed him with no success, as Rosenberg fired what is believed to be Ninja Stars at the two guards, striking them both in their gun hands. It’s believed that both guards lost their arms in the counter attack.
Rosenberg then went to the round table like desks that the BLM leadership was sitting at. He simply asked one question that has shocked the State of Washington. “Hey boys and girls, can I join your gang?”
The BLM leaders declined. Rosenberg then began to back up towards the window and his last words before what is said to be jumping backwards through the window. Opposite of how he came in with a backflip narrowly escaping but said three words. “Your all racist”.
Rosenberg left with nothing, but left a trail of destruction behind him. Can this be a modern day super hero? Details at 11pm.