Brevard County guitarist Russ Kellum launched a Facebook tirade early Friday about some shit, the latest in a series of online crusades about something or other.
Well-known for frequently sounding off about such topics as what’s-his-face and that other thing, Kellum has often been a fierce critic of stuff and other junk. However, his latest missive is unique in that it specifically targets so-and-so, where previous diatribes have focused more on blahhh.
Kellum could not be reached for comment at press time. However, confidential sources report that he is currently in the rough draft stages of a seething invective against kjfsldjklgfsd9re9f9re4343e.