Simone to run in 2020, left and right scrambling to counter. Fear landslide.

In a bold and precision move Michael Simone has created an awful lot of anxiety for both sides of the aisle. Simone (Ind) announced his candidacy for Potus in 2020 at a small press conference today outside of The Bowery Ballroom in NYC. Simone endeared himself to the assembled press and 1500 or so supporters with one swooping comment. He said, ” if you’re going to have fuck ups as candidates/potus, why not put one in with a dope hair cut….oh yeah, first executive order will be the return of the mack…and 8 tracks “. Simone then dropped the Mic, gave his supporters the finger and walked off to raucous cheers. 2020 should be interesting indeed.