A local South Floridian was arrested by an unknown p.o. lice department over the weekend on charges of anti communism.
Tim ******* had plans for the 4th of July holiday of playing golf with his family, watching fireworks, wearing red white and blue while waving an American flag.
If you see Mr. ******* do not be afraid. He is known for his stunning good looks bald head and body like a greek god. If you are near the water he may be wearing floaties and beads around his neck.
Please high five him yell ‘MERICA’ and return him to his parole officer also know as his wife.
AT NOT TIME WAS TIM ******* EVER ARRESTED. THIS IS FAKE NEWS. EXCEPT FOR GOOD LOOKS. THAT PART IS TRUE!