Springfield Painter Wants To Be The Next Burt Reynolds

House painter, Patrick Cross, with All About Paint from Springfield, MO wants to be the next Burt Reynolds

He says he’s been working on growing chest hair since he was just a small child. He says the worst part was just getting started. “But after it started, it really went wild”, he says.

His employer, Don Goddard, is actually on board with the idea. “Once he gets the hair fully grown, we can use Patrick to paint entire walls faster than we ever could with a brush and roller”, Don says. “Yeah, it’s kind of gross. But to each his own.