STD CARRIER ATTACKED BY ELDERLY

A Asheville North Carolina man Nick Malone multiple disease carrier was arrested late Thursday night. Authoritys say Nick Malone was in a local nursing home trying to have sex with a 92 yr old man when the mans wife came in and beat Mr Nick Malone with a cane other residents heard the commotion and came in and helped out. He sustained two broken ribs, broken nose and few other minor injuries. When asked why he did this he replied with “I’m just trying to spread my love”.. Nick is currently held in custody on a 100,000 bond. More on this story as it unfolds.