Susan Long caught with strange wildlife fetish

Ms. Susan Long, formerly of Chicago, was caught by Sheriff’s Deputies yesterday while masterbating with a rare, endangered jellyfish. She claimed its venom made her clitoris so large she was able to use it as a dildo. Bail was set st her arraignment today at $5K and was quickly posted from a slush fund known only as WH Roomie Fucktard Fund. A Ms. June Horton rode in on an 18 wheeler as the dedicated executor of the fund under the sexual deviant heading.