IRVINE, CA – Taco Bell President and CEO, Pedro Taco-Taco, announced today that effective July 1, 2017, all Taco Bell Restaurants within the United States will stop serving beef on their menu and will begin serving the meat from feral cats.
Mr. Taco-Taco stated that this decision will allow them to keep their prices low, while clearing up the feral cat overpopulation across the country.
Mr. Taco-Taco also stated that by the time the artificial ingredients, fillers, plastics and carcinogens are added to the cat meat, customers will never taste the difference.
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