The infamous Buttchugger finally revealed!

This man has Buttchugged many a things in his day and somehow has remained anonymous, until now. Cletus T. Jefferson is his alias. He wish to have his real name excluded from this article. (To bad it’s Robert Shafer) he’s been a professional buttchgger now for about 13 years anywhere from backyard barbecues to center stage at the Iowa State Fair and has loved every minute of it. He says he has no plans to stop anytime soon. Reports say his next bittchugg will be a gallon and a half of boiled mayonnaise. Come out and see it at the K.C.F.C. that’s the Kentucky Cousin Fuckin Carnival.