Recent NASA photos from the Hubble telescope reveal an unsuspected surprise! It appears that steady occurrence of solar flares (which produce solar winds – the major cause of global warming) were indeed severe contractions from the mother of our solar system. As the newborn planet emerges from the sun, solar flares will die down and our planet will return to the normal temperatures that all life has been acclimated to during the existence of life on Earth.
As this silences the cries against giant corporations creating the greenhouse effect, other concerns arise. Typically, with most new borns, the older children get pushed to the side or out of the house. Will our planet collide with Mars? Will Venus collide into Earth? Are we doomed to enter the Asteroid Belt? Will Neptune join Pluto in the exclusion from our solar system? It appears that life may have seemed better fearing the dangers corporations presented. At least we had a chance fixing those mistakes.
Look at the bright side though! A new planet has been born! It’s so adorable. What should its name be? Well people who have been for-seeing this coming have been making a list.
– New Jerusalem
– Phoenix
– Tito
– Martha Stewart
Admit it… you thought this was legitimate until Martha Stewart! The real prank is to get you to believe that the sun really didn’t give birth to a new planet. El Chapparita must be protected…