TIM MOSES JR. FOUND .

Tim Moses JR. AKA T.J., was reported missing by family and friends from the High Ridge area Monday evening. Authorities were questioning anyone associated with Mr. Moses on his whereabouts and were tipped of that he had been performing lude sexual acts with hobos and degenerates in the area for 40 oz. Old English malt liquor, which led them to a dollar store parking lot in the belfontaine area. They approached a 99 KIA Sorento with a cardboard box over the windshield where they discovered Moses and two mid 70s HOMELESS MEN cuddling and sharing a 40 oz bottle, with no clothing anywhere on the scene. Charges have not been filed, but could be, pending investigation. If so he will probably be shipped to Columbia where he will live out the rest of his life performing as a male prostitute and starring in a sidewalk donkey show. Got ya!