Tom Brady Found Dead with a Stripper

A few hours ago Quarterback Tom Brady was found dead with a Stripper in the dark streets of Detroit. Sources say that around 10:05 PM Tom’s SUV was parked on the side of the Crazy Horse when a group of dread head young men approached the Escalade and tried to carjack Brady, After a altercation accrued the group of young men shot the quarterback 30 to 50 times. Our Condolences goes out to the New England Patriots and the stepper Families.