TRUCK STOP PERV CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN

The famed truck stop pervert that has been lurking and sometimes forcing his way into bathroom stalls around Interstate 94 has been apprehended.

Michael Guy Hutchison, 45, of Taylor, Michigan was caught last night at Mile Marker 209 along I-94 early this morning. Yes, this article is fake, but Michael Guy is still gay so be careful around him.