Trump Issues Travel Ban on Texas

President Trump made history once again by being the only US president to issue a travel ban to and from a state within the union. “Effective immediately”, Trump tweeted, “there will be a ban on Texas. No more losers coming over here!!!” This unprecedented move has government officials and citizens of the United States scratching their heads. Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has rightful tried to distance his party from the president, pointing out that he himself didn’t vote for Trump and that “once this healthcare bill kicks in, you fuckers will all be dropping like flies, anyway.”